Spoil her with consistency.

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

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Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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jennwitte:

broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one

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The Ham Contest

badkidsjokes:

if you go to the ham contest wat will the man say

you won last year you are not alowed